Saturday, December 26, 2009

This is what I'm talking about... [Art]


This is a piece by Banksy, a British graffiti artist. This particular piece (above), which I love (especially that she's smoking a cigarette) was in his exhibition in the Bristol Museum.

Check out his website, he has some REALLY interesting pieces (out door and indoor art).

Source [Material World]

Just a Hamster...


This damn song got stuck in my head all day!

"Just a hamster
Movin' my body
Up on tha dance floor"

Source [Mr. Pinky Overdrive]

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas from Camille

Merry Christmas!

Here I am at the tender age of 7 or 8 in front of our Christmas Tree back in 1987. I was pretty excited because I got a "Paint 'n Play" set (I'm wearing the smock) and I was determined to be an artist back then. Unfortunately, I realized only a couple days later that I lacked artistic abilities and decided I would be a writer (I got a beautiful diary the next year).

You know looking at this tree now, I have to laugh. It's so horribly decorated! But I love it because my parents always allowed us (I have 3 other siblings) to decorated it and like most kids at that age, we had no idea about "color palette" or making things match. We spent the weekend before making ornaments (I made that Angel face out of a paper plate) and we threw whatever was in the box marked "Christmas" on the tree. Oh those were good times.

I have to admit, I did believe in Santa Claus when I was younger because my parents were like Ninja's; we never saw them go Christmas shopping or saw wrapping paper in our house. My little sister and I just knew our parents (who always claim broke when we asked for stuff) would never go out and buy all those presents for us. But low-and-behold, every Christmas our tree would be over flowing with gifts. Of course, we were stumped on the idea how Santa actually made it into our house because we didn't have a chimney. My dad being the logical guy he is, explained that Santa also had keys to everyone's house, just in case they didn't have a chimney. And that made sense to us.

Anyway, have a merry Christmas!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

"Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot,
but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not.
The Grinch hated Christmas - the whole Christmas season.
Oh, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
Or maybe his head wasn't screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
may have been that his heart was two sizes too small."


- How the Grinch Stole Christmas! by Dr. Seuss

Thursday, December 24, 2009

My Favorite Christmas Films

Here are some of my favorite Christmas related films (not in any particular order).



Bad Santa - What can I say about Bad Santa? Umm, it's horribly wonderful. The dialog in this film is hilarious!



Elf - This film has become an instant Christmas classic. I don't know one person who doesn't like this movie. Not one!



Scrooged (1988) - This is probably my favorite Christmas movie of all time. If I catch this on TV I have to stop and watch it. Bill Murray is perfect! I love everything about this movie, except when the homeless guy dies, that still makes me sad.



Love Actually - Who doesn't effin' LOVE this movie? Seriously. The film focuses on the love lives of various characters during the Christmas holiday and how they slightly intersect. It is a great film which will have you smiling in the end and rooting for everyone to fall in love. It has the perfect amount of comedy, charm and romance that allows men and women to enjoy equally.



Die Hard - This movie film spawned 3 additional feature films and goes down as a classic action flick. This movie is great for three reasons: 1. the dialog spoken by Bruce Willis, 2. Bruce Willis fighting terrorist in his bare feet and 3. Hans Gruber. "But, all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia" - spoken by our hero John McClane.



Trading Places - First it was filmed in my beloved city of Philadelphia. Second it starred Eddie Murphy. My favorite line from the film is when Eddie Murphy sees a copy struggling with a suspect and says to a cop, "Excuse me officer, may I suggest you use your bully club."

Okay, I got a little tired writing this and didn't feel like embedding all the videos for the following. Sorry guys, but it's Christmas time I have a of wrapping to do.
  • It's a Wonderful Life - It's a film everyone has to watch at least once.
  • Miracle on 34th Street (1994) - I think I enjoy this version of the film more because of Elizabeth Perkins.
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Oh, the holidays with the family, they don't get any more ridiculous than this.
  • A Charlie Brown Christmas - Sometimes I don't like watching Charlie Brown because he really makes me sad. I hate seeing 8 year old kids so depressed, but this is a classic and everyone has to watch this at least once in their life.
  • Home Alone - I was ten years old when this film came out and it was the best thing I've ever seen. I wished my parents would leave me home alone for a week, not exactly at Christmas time because who would buy my toys?
  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) - To be honest, I always sided with the Grinch, those Who's in Whoville were just too high and mighty for my taste.
  • Roots: The Gift - It's Roots man, Roots! You have to enjoy this spin off of the mini-series where some slaves actually get free - at Christmas time no less!
  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (TV Special 1964) - The Island of the Misfit Toys always bummed me out (you won't believe what problem A Dolly for Sue's problem was - spoiler alert, it was psychological according to wikipedia).
What are your favorite Christmas related or themed movies?

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg

During this segment of the Martha Stewart Show, Snoop Dogg told Martha Stewart to "turn the oven up to 420" and it went completely over her head. Of course, that reference would have gone over my head a year ago, until I did this post back in Sept 2008 about the meaning of the number 420.

Martha then said, “Snoop, it’s important to be precise when baking.”

LOL!

Source [Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici]

Quote

"Old age ain't no place for sissies."
- Bette Davis


Wednesday, December 23, 2009

New Spock

Zachary Quinto - "i'm gonna SPOCK you like an animal"

Source [Goo goo g'joob]

Getting closer to Alexander...


My new friend Genevieve (don't you love that name) gave me a way to get closer to my future boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard by learning Swedish one word per day!

I mentioned I wanted to learn Swedish to woo Alex back in April (how could he resist the Black American who speaks Swedish, right?) but I was unsuccessful because I couldn't figure out the right pronunciation (not to mention I didn't try very hard).


But no fears, the Swedish Word of the Day for Beginners pronounces the word for you!

So, I'm thinking learning random Swedish words at the rate of one per day... umm, I'll be able to have a proper conversation with Alexander in about 3 years. (fingers crossed!)

The 12 Gays of Christmas


Oh how I love the gays!!! This video just makes me smile.

Source [hot gay nerds - a mature site NSFW]

Merry Christmas from Home Alone


Instant classic Christmas movie - Home Alone.

Source [middle cyclones and other references]

My Dad is a Joker...

My Dad just sent me this text msg: “Call Best Buy right now! Giving away $250 gift card to first 5000 callers 631-403-2022. I just got one”

I texted him back, “is this real?”

He replied, “just try it.”

I called the number and had to laugh because my Dad is such a joker. I love that guy so much!

Oh yeah, I'm not responsible if you call that number (it's pretty harmless).

Recession hits Hogwarts


Breaking News: Hogwarts is hit hard by the recession. Students condemned to dine the muggle way.

Source [100 Notes]

Quote

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”

- Redd Foxx

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Golden Girls


What a tattoo!

Source [only child]

OMG - Yes... finally someone figured it out!

"Today, I realized that Santa Claus is clearly a wizard using the Floo network and an extensive amount of house elves. Also possibly a levitation spell on a sleigh pulled by hippogriffs transfigured into reindeer."

- Malfoyy tumblr site


Source [Malfoyy]

Exam - new movie thriller

We are movie geeks said it best, "I love films that use one location. So much extra suspense is added due to the fact that we, like the characters, can’t escape. 12 ANGRY MEN, SAW and many others employ this technique to great affect and it looks like Stuart Hazeldine’s EXAM is going to join the ranks."

Watch the trailer for Exam below:



I Capture the Castle

"I write this sitting in the kitchen sink. That is, my feet are in it; the rest of me is on the draining-board, which I have padded with our dog's blanket and the tea-cosy."

First sentences of I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith

Monday, December 21, 2009

Everyone I've Slept With...

This pillow allows you to write down "Everyone I've Slept With"...

Interesting concept... but I'm pretty sure no one wants to see this on a potential lovers' bed (especially if it has a long list).

FYI - I could not find where this is for sale, if you know... please leave a comment.

New Cops and Gangster Film

Remember Omar (Michael K. Williams) from The Wire, Nino Brown (Wesley Snipes) from New Jack City, Jake (Ethan Hawke) from Training Day?

Well guess what? They all joined forces and will star in the new film Brooklyn's Finest. Okay, okay, so they won't be playing their previous characters but that just sets the screen for some great cops and gangster action, right!

Watch the trailer below:



Source [i watch stuff]

Thank You JK...


I love JK Rowling. She has provided endless hours of entertainment to me with her characters in Harry Potter.

Thank you.

Source [SHE WAS HURRICANE]

Quote

"I was walking along a path with two friends — the sun was setting — suddenly the sky turned blood red — I paused, feeling exhausted, and leaned on the fence — there was blood and tongues of fire above the blue-black fjord and the city — my friends walked on, and I stood there trembling with anxiety — and I sensed an infinite scream passing through nature."

- Edvard Munch, on the experience which inspired his famous painting, The Scream

Sunday, December 20, 2009

RIP Brittany Murphy


Brittany Murphy died today, she was 32 years old.

Her breakout role in the film Clueless had a big impact on me. I was 15 years old when the film came out in 1995 and my friends and I (did I ever mention I went to an all-girls high school) obsessed about this movie. We would often sing, "rollin' with the homies" or say, "Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive" for no apparent reason to each other.

I can't say I paid that much attention to her film career after Clueless but I was one of those people who continued to whisper "I'll never tell" when the opportunity presented itself after watching the film Don't Say a Word.





RIP Brittany Murphy!

News Source [CNN and TMZ]

Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette

Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette, oil on canvas, 1885 by Vincent van Gogh

Quote

“The more I detest men individually the more ardent becomes my love for humanity."
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

Saturday, December 19, 2009

there will always be women

"Wherever I am... there will always be women." - Eric Northman, True Blood

Just another reason to love my favorite vampire, Eric (not to mention my boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard).

Source [Bitch, it's eric northman]

Let's take a moment and stare at James Dean...










James with actress Natalie Wood

James with a sleeping Elizabeth Taylor

For more James Dean visit Dream As If You'll Live Forever...

Quote

“If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.”
Haruki Murakami

Friday, December 18, 2009

Avada Kedavra! Expelliarmus!


And it was the end of Voldemort.

Source [f yeah voldemort]

Butt Cover for your Cat and Dog


At first I thought it was a joke.


Then I thought it was a good idea.


Then I thought WTF?

These were on sale at Etsy (currently sold out, so that speaks to it's popularity, I guess).

What do you think?

Source [The Daily What.]